{"product_id":"but-did-you-call-doormat-copy","title":"Call the Po‑Po, Ho Doormat","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"mb-1 mt-4 break-words text-lg font-semibold\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eCall the Po‑Po, Ho Doormat – Funny Grandma Welcome Mat for Bold Homes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"overflow-wrap-anywhere mb-4 break-words text-base font-normal leading-7 last:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0\"\u003eAdd some serious attitude to your doorstep with our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\"\u003e“Call the Po‑Po, Ho” Doormat\u003c\/span\u003e! Featuring a hilarious cartoon grandma rocking purple glasses and holding a phone, this mat is equal parts\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\"\u003efunny, fierce, and fantastic\u003c\/span\u003e. It’s the perfect way to show that you have both a sense of humor and no‑nonsense energy when it comes to unexpected guests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"mb-0 mt-4 break-words text-base font-semibold\"\u003e🔥\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ml-4 list-outside list-disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eConversation Starter:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYour guests will be laughing before they even ring the bell.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eDurable \u0026amp; Practical:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCrafted from premium coir material with a non‑slip rubber backing — sturdy enough for everyday use indoors or outdoors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eAll‑Weather Resistant:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eDesigned to resist dirt, moisture, and foot traffic no matter the season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eBold Design:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eHigh‑quality print with vibrant colors that won’t fade easily.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eEasy to Maintain:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eShake, sweep, or vacuum to keep it looking new.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"mb-0 mt-4 break-words text-base font-semibold\"\u003e🏡\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ml-4 list-outside list-disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\"\u003eFront porches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\"\u003eApartment entries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\"\u003ePatio doors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\"\u003eHousewarming gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\"\u003eFriends and family who love a good laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"mb-0 mt-4 break-words text-base font-semibold\"\u003e📏\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ml-4 list-outside list-disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eNatural coir with rubber backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e18\" x 30\" (custom sizes available)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eThickness:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e0.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0.5\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSpot clean or shake out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DreamWeaver Designs LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53200896033082,"sku":"MS-2092-CAL-DREAMWEAVER D","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/0112\/3130\/files\/CallthePo-Po_Ho.png?v=1774296066","url":"https:\/\/www.dreamweaverdesignsllc.com\/products\/but-did-you-call-doormat-copy","provider":"DreamWeaver Designs LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}